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Ode to Free Wireless

January 7th, 2010

Taunting me
One little bar
It looks so close
Yet feels so far
Blipping blip
It comes and goes
From the list
No one knows
Refresh refresh
Network list
Click again
I will persist
Waiting, waiting
Will it take?
Hoping, praying!
What is my fate?
God, I promise
To email U
Every night
A prayer or two
If you can step in
Just this once
And keep that network
Free from bounce
Refresh refresh
What is free?
Who’s unlocked?
Please help me!
OMG
No way, no how
Connect! Connect!
Holy cow!
Pages loading
Circles spinning
My heart beats faster
Chat is coming!
But, oh yes
You know what’s next.
-
&#*@!
Connection dropped.
And with a sigh,
Another try
-
Refresh refresh
Network List
Thirty Three
Connections found
Laugh at me
You little locks
Except that one…
That single bar
Which looks so close
Yet feels so far
One click away from
“I love you”
Yet no, instead…
I can’t connect
To the Internet

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